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you don't realize you've been waiting for this, but you have

Ladies and gentlemen, it is 1:18 a.m. and I have been trying to get this, the First Song This Site Has Hosted In 75 Years, up on the server for like a week and the connection was finally decent and YOU HAD BEST APPRECIATE MY EFFORTS GODDAMMIT I AM NOT UPLOADING TO HEAR MYSELF UPLOAD:

Snowden: Anti-Anti

I had to sit down the first time I heard this. The second time I danced all mournfully in my apartment, because it is dancey but also paranoid and listless and kinda sad. The third time I was singing along in my headphones at traffic lights. I still know nothing about this band except that they are from Atlanta but holy Jesus fuck, Atlanta.

Right click, save as, get down in the town that makes no sound.
And no, I am not cutting the crusts of your sandwich.

today in science

Apparently Pluto is not no planet no more.
Here are some mnemonic devices to help you remember the New Universe Order:
My vile eczema makes Jesus scream, 'Ugh! Nasty!'"
Mysterious Vibrations End My Jilted, Sexless, Unhappy Night
Multiple Voluptuous Excitable Minions Jump Sideways Underneath Nancy
Midnight Vigil Entices Murderous Jaguar- Sophomore Undone Nimbly*
Modern Vivisection Entertainment Makes Journalism Students Uncomfortable, Nervous
Mostly Vicodin Erases Misgivings Just So, Unless: Necrophilia
Modifying Violent Executions, Massachusetts Judiciary Suggests Unionized Ninjas

make up your own!

I have nothing to say except this made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Also, MY LITTLE SISTER IS GETTING MARRIAGED.
That is all.

Wait: I am seeing Sonic Youth for free on Sunday, because I have the ability to wear a short skirt and sit in one place until midnight.
I got skillz.